Ooooohhh mmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy ggggggggoooooooossssssshhhhh. Why am I awake? Why is it only Tuesday? And why on earth aren't weekends three days instead of two?
The crazy man who lives above me was at it again last night. (Actually he's been in rare form all week). At this point, I'm operating under the assumption that he's either smoking a TON of meth, or he's a gamer with some seriously unchecked anger issues (probably the later).
The late night screaming had stopped for several months, but it's back and louder than ever. Last night, just after midnight he screamed 'F*ck You!!!!!' so loud that it not only woke me out of a dead sleep, but I literally jumped out of my bed in a panic.
This was followed by hours of similar behavior, on and off. 'NoNoNoNONONONO!!!!' and 'F*ck you, you f*cking motherf*cker' topped the list of favorite phrases, and as usual it was accompanied with him pounding on the floors (my ceiling), kicking and throwing things like a crazy man, and slamming doors.
Both the police and the new building management have been unhelpful thus far, so for the time being I'm just trying to wait it out (again), as apparently this behavior comes in clusters.
For now, I look like this in the mornings:
...so bad, apparently, that the guy at Starbucks gave me my coffee free this morning. Plus an extra black coffee for good measure, though I doubt there's enough coffee in the world to make me feel better. Ha!
It's going to be a great day anyway. I can feel it in my bones. <3
Lots of love.
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